May 2012
1 post
May 16th
April 2012
1 post
Titanic 3D
Friend: $18.... lord.
Me: Omg. A ticket on the actual Titanic probably didn't even cost that much...
Friend: Hahaha so true.
[four hours later]
Friend: It sank. Jack died. :(
Apr 23rd
1 note
February 2012
2 posts
Feb 22nd
1,917 notes
Feb 2nd
January 2012
3 posts
“Writing lesson plans feels like composing symphonies. With each...”
– My friend [is going to be the best inner-city school teacher ever.]
Jan 26th
1 note
Let Freedom Ring! Celebration at the Kennedy... →
Tonight I had the privilege of being part of the Let Freedom Ring! celebration at the Kennedy Center as a member of the Georgetown University choir. The incredibly talented Bobby McFerrin gave an amazing performance and it was a great experience singing with him. Additionally, the 10th annual Legacy of a Dream Award was presented to Clarence Jones, MLK’s former attorney...
Jan 17th
Letter from Birmingham Jail →
longformorg: There comes a time when the cup of endurance runs over, and men are no longer willing to be plunged into the abyss of despair. I hope, sirs, you can understand our legitimate and unavoidable impatience. You express a great deal of anxiety over our willingness to break laws. This is certainly a legitimate concern. Since we so diligently urge people to obey the Supreme Court’s...
Jan 16th
271 notes
December 2011
1 post
reading notes from my senior yearbook (2007)
friend: I think he asked you on a date in your yearbook.
me: what?! no. I never noticed that. wait... do you think it's too late to accept?
Dec 29th
Me: The Hanson brothers are coming out with their own beer called MmmHop. I kid you not.
Friend: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH this is the best thing i've ever heard.
Dec 1st
November 2011
4 posts
Nov 25th
14 notes
Nov 22nd
2 notes
Nov 13th
597 notes
October 2011
4 posts
Oct 22nd
1 note
Oct 12th
2,026 notes
Conversation with a friend (who agrees with me on...
Me: A RAND study from 1999 shows that raising the college graduation rate of Hispanics to that of non-Hispanic whites would increase spending on public education by 10 percent nationwide, but the costs would be more than offset by savings in public health and benefits, as well as increased tax revenues resulting from higher incomes.
Friend: but MOLLY!!! that involves long term planning
Me: uhhggg but i want an oompa loompa now!!!!!
Friend: yes Veruca.
Oct 11th
1 tag
Oct 3rd
14,513 notes
September 2011
4 posts
Sep 22nd
1,288 notes
Sep 11th
Sep 9th
Sep 6th
2 notes
August 2011
3 posts
Aug 19th
“This guy’s walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are...”
– Leo McGarry Lovin me some West Wing.
Aug 18th
2 notes
WatchWatch
Music video for Our Deal by Best Coast, directed by Drew Barrymore “Romeo & Juliet times West Side Story divided by ‘The Outsiders’ plus an American Apparel wardrobe” and really swoopy hair. I love this. I would see this as a full length movie. Plus, I always enjoy a good dance fight.
Aug 4th
7 notes
July 2011
4 posts
“Baltimore is like that weird theater nerd who accidentally ended up being cool.”
– roomie
Jul 21st
Your Mother And I: a short story by Dave Eggers
I told you about that, didn’t I? About when your mother and I moved the world to solar energy and windpower, to hydro, all that? I never told you that? Can you hand me that cheese? No, the other one, the cheddar, right. I really thought I told you about that. What is happening to my head? Well, we have to take the credit, your mother and I, for reducing our dependence on oil and for...
Jul 15th
1 note
Jul 14th
Jul 12th
June 2011
3 posts
UPDATE: Downtown Sounds: New Music Mondays
thegirlsoflincolnpark: Last night we went to see Iron and Wine at New Music Monday’s in Millennium Park (which was amazing), but we were BLOWN AWAY by the opening band, The Head + the Heart. This Seattle folk-rock band played a high-energy, soul-soothing set from their self titled album, The Head and the Heart. Not only are their harmony-fueled ballads good on the ears, they are certainly...
Jun 7th
3 notes
Jun 7th
Jun 7th
May 2011
4 posts
May 12th
1 note
WatchWatch
One time, when I was 14, I was in an independent short film in Chicago (true story.) My friend’s older sister was the lead so we all got to tag along and be extras. Then they gave me a part. Check out 12:27 for my big break! (hah.)
May 9th
1 note
May 7th
May 5th
1 note
April 2011
2 posts
Royal Wedding?
Me: So, will you be tuning in Friday morning at 5 am to watch the royal wedding?
Guy friend: Didn't we have a revolution so we don't have to care about this shit?
Apr 29th
51 notes
Tina Fey's prayer for her daughter  →
newsweek: braiker: First, Lord: No tattoos. May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it’s the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the Beauty. When the Crystal Meth is offered, May she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half And stick with Beer. Lead her away from Acting but not all the way to Finance. Honestly. It ain’t easy being a young lady today.
Apr 19th
2,012 notes
March 2011
6 posts
It's the little things that keep me sane...
Ecology notes edition. -field manipulation II: dingo fence in Australia •    Dingoes are a very powerful predator population in keeping prey population low when they are present. •    I SAID A DINGO ATE YOUR BABY.
Mar 30th
WatchWatch
maxistentialist: Waiting for Cards Against Humanity to ship. famousss.
Mar 28th
12 notes
Eliminate Drunk Driving Act (SB 803/HB1012) →
Yesterday I testified in front of the Maryland Senate Judiciary Committee in favor of the Eliminate Drunk Driving Act. Read about it here!
Mar 10th
2 notes
Mar 7th
Mar 6th
conversation with my friend, an orthodox israeli...
her: so what heppend?
me: he "wasn't looking for a girlfriend." same old story. its ok. it was a long time ago.
her: oaaa biys boys i ate them
me: haha you mean you hate them?
her: yes
me: but ate them is also funny
her: hahahahah you knoe w sometimes you hate them bit spmetimes... you want to eat them
Mar 6th
February 2011
4 posts
conversation with roommate, over facebook chat, at...
her: what's my face shape, do you think
me: facey
me: it's facey shaped
her: that is not helpful
me: it's shaped like a face! what do you want from me?
Feb 28th
1 note
Who Wants Love? →
826chi: By Quinn W., grade 4 Love is a great thing because it’s made out of hearts and beauty and prettiness and handsomeness and awesomeness. And POW! Loves goes slow. Love is ridiculous. Love is fast like a pony with a wizard costume on and a green mustache. Love is sad. Love is crazy. Love is around the world. Love is a deck of cards. Family Love is happy and cool—boyfriend and girlfriend...
Feb 14th
3 notes
roommate discusses new guy she has a crush on
Me: Where does he live?
Roommate: [suburb my grandmother lives in]
Me: Oh! Does he know bubbie?
Roommate: No. Why would he know bubbie?
Me: Everyone knows bubbie.
Feb 9th
It's the little things that keep me sane.
Notes from my ecology class (I had to take this class to finish my minor/get all my sciency credits… Not thrilled about the whole situation.) -endotherms: rely primarily on internal heat production, mostly birds and mammals -insects do this; also do it as a defense mechanism (example: bees) (beads?) (beeeeees.)
Feb 8th
January 2011
1 post
Jan 10th
2 notes
December 2010
6 posts
ListenLast fall I studied abroad in Rome and the best...
Dec 27th
twitter being useful
iamdiddy: GOD IS GREAT!!!!!!!!
SarahKSilverman: SO IS NERDS ROPE!!!!!!! RT @iamdiddy GOD IS GREAT!!!!!!!!
Dec 21st
Dec 17th
17 notes